President Obama delivered the commencement address at Ohio State University yesterday where mocked those who favor smaller government, saying:
“Unfortunately, you’ve grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that’s at the root of all our problems. …They’ll warn that tyranny is always lurking around the corner. You should reject these voices.”
Just let us register everyone that owns a gun before we confiscate them. Everyone register for “free” Government Health Care; and even if you don’t, give us unrestricted access to your bank accounts and financial records (so we can see how much you owe for the government health care you don’t want). Oh, and don’t forget to carry your new National Identity Card cause you’ll need it when we collect taxes from all your internet purchases. (I know you didn’t vote for them, but we thought you’d enjoy us dipping even further into your financial pockets. After all, why work for only four months for Uncle Sam when you could work six months!?)
More. MOre. MORe. MORE! We Want More! You don’t deserve what you’ve worked for but WE DO and you’d be an Un-American Prick that doesn’t care for your children (and would probably throw Grandma off a cliff to save a buck) if you don’t send it to us.
I could go on. And on.
But don’t get me started.