Source-Funding Commences Now. We Need 50,000 Units.

COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT

ALLOWS ISIS/TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH

The implant is specifically  designed to be injected in the  forehead. When properly  installed, it will instantly allow any terrorist to speak to ALLAH.

It comes in various sizes:  Generally from ..223 to .50  cal.

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The exact size required and installation of the implant  will be by a well-trained and highly  skilled technician. No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.

Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely  temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it’s not noticeable.

Please enjoy the security provided for you by the Armed Forces of America.

Best regards & God Bless,

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